dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit May 10, 2018

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Louisiana Facelift

When you grab her by both ears and throat fuck her until you shoot jizz in her eyes and pull the skin back tight on her face and yell .....LOUISIANA FACELIFT!!!!!!!

Man shit got wylde last night. I gave that ho a Louisiana Facelift!

by Cliffordthedos April 10, 2023

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Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

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Lancaster Facelift

Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.

P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”

by YungYurp September 1, 2025

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hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .

Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.

by purple skull July 6, 2010

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clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.

e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!

by steve finning June 20, 2006

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Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D

by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

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