facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul

dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo

by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.

"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"

by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

face-ist

Someone who uses Facebook status updates to spread hate or complain about other people.

I got tired of Joe's face-ist comments so I hid him from my news feed.

Mary is complaining about her co-workers on her Facebook page again. She is such a face-ist.

by cathazme February 4, 2010

Fakeist

A fakeist is one who involves themselves in the act of fakeagoglitoricoltism. Fakeists are unacceptable.

Larry: “Wow. I would’ve never known”
Patrick: “Known what?”
Larry: “That u were a pinnacle fakeist”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

FACEIT

FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health

symptoms of playing FACEIT

- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible

+ Temporary loss of sanity

+ Autism

- Less common symptoms:

+ psychical abuse or self harm

+ victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity

Note: these are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.

Orange: Why you pick AVP men we fucking Eco you retard!!!
Blue: Fuck off ya Russian twat I know what I am doing!
Green: Man, faceit is a fucking joke smh...

by Rihonin July 14, 2021

Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009