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facetard

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!
by zognatoid May 28, 2009
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facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded
dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.
by TheRman0 October 6, 2008
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faciaboard

Board surounding roof of house.
Whwn I get a new roof will you replace the facia?
by Mike45 July 18, 2008
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faceborking

faceborking is when you use facebook.com to find out information about people.

faceborking is terribly addictive and normally means you monitor someones life through their online activity, wall posts and photos.
shouldn't Pierre be here?
No he's having LUNCH.... I've been faceborking him
by ilovelunch.co.uk May 14, 2011
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Facebounding

After a breakup, using Facebook to pretend you are doing just fine and are happier alone than with your ex. Posts range from facebragging about your new dating life, being out with your friends partying without a care in the world, veiled insults towards your ex, passive aggressive comments, etc.
"Did you see his last post?"

"yeah, the one about dating a really hot girl who sucks at spelling?"

"yeah"

"He's totally Facebounding, does he think he's fooling anyone?"

"poor guy he must be really hurt"
by ChairlockGolmz August 29, 2013
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Faceborrhea

He lost many followers on his FB page because if his Faceborrhea!
by Sgaana September 20, 2014
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facebarf

I'm going on Facebarf today to upload some pics of us dancing!
by kedddyyeesh January 10, 2010
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