Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

exploding butt syndrome

When you go to shit and everything rockets out of your ass all at once, and is usually part liquid.

My wife can't have milk because she suffers from EBS (Exploding Butt Syndrome)

by sirpoopsalotSR March 12, 2014

Exploding out of the closet

Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs

Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?

by gengernenger January 8, 2015

Exploding Diarrhea

A condition when you have had too much Taco Tuesday at Taco Bell, that your diarrhea blasts in a stinky, acidic, painful way out of your rectum

Tim:(walks into a taco bell bathroom)
(prepares to drop the kids off at the pool)
(ass blows in a ray of Exploding Diarrhea all over the walls)

by Lit Drift February 2, 2019

explodingpenisphobia

When one is afraid of their penis exploding violently and randomly.

“That poor guy has explodingpenisphobia“

by anonymous September 9, 2020

explodingboy

1. one with an overactive heart or soul. from the song explodingboy by english post punk band of the 80's the cure

by Anonymous May 15, 2003