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existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.
An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.
by Me Roboto December 15, 2022
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existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy
Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it
by von groovy March 30, 2019
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Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul
Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing
by Joe Ad December 26, 2021
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Existential Crisis

Obsessively looking for answers, not knowing why you exist, looking for the meaning of life and your reason to be here on Earth.
"My best friend of 5 years told me he was an existential crisis.. I simply asked my therapist what I should have answered.. His response, "Run!"
by olanchoparaiso February 23, 2017
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Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.
Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!
by Psususususus June 1, 2021
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Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.
During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"
by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020
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Existential question

If you’re 1 inch deep in to your mom and your dad is 1 inch deep into you which way do you move to get out forwards or backwards?
You wanna hear an existential question
Oh I alredy heard and I wanna go back and fourth 69 times
by Sofa king hot March 5, 2021
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