everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

Tuck everlasting

My jaw breakers lasted longer while girlfriends still sucking while I watch a fantastic movie about living forever

Tuck everlasting movie reminds me of jaw breakers.

My great granddaughter is still sucking em balls

by Shermator August 8, 2023

everlasting bogstopper

A large mass of feces in a toilet bowl that resists numerous attempts at removal through flushing

My wife left an everlasting bogstopper in the bathroom this morning

by dfern January 10, 2009

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018