evangenitals

a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista

<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!

by juliachrista February 11, 2004

Evangeline

Evangeline is a beautiful, elegant girl. She believes no one likes her because she's ugly or not smart, but in truth, she's loved by everyone in her class. Whoever hates her, is usually already hated. Evangeline prefers to be known as tom-boyish and wants to be tough, but inside, she's extremely girl-ish and playful in her own way. She can make friends with just about anyone if she acts like herself- funny, facial, and always there for you. She also is prety athetic and fast when she runs.

She also loves dogs and art- but she thinks her art is crappy even though it's pretty much average. She definitely does NOT take crap from ANYONE, and will either 'tattle-tale' with no shame or just tell her parents and rant to everyone else. Evangeline also is an amazing speaker, and is only shy around adults. She can make a good argument, however when it comes to her weight it is something she worries about. Although she's actually really skinny, Evangeline thinks she needs to lose weight constantly. Evangeline is also sometimes emotionally out of control and her mood changes often.

Meaning: "Bringer of good news.'

Guy: Dude, Evangeline is such a great girlfriend- but I accidentally slipped up and said something rude about her friends..

Other guy: What did she do?

Guy: She slapped me, explained to me how 'unacceptable' that was with some explicit language along the lines, then kissed me and stormed out?!

Other guy: Girls are SO complicated.

Guy: Not as much as this one...

by ~Yep, it's all true, I think~ August 6, 2019

David & Evangelina

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

by yolonikka December 13, 2012

evangeline

A term often used poetically to refer to parts of Southern Louisiana.

"He's going home to Evangeline".

by Dover October 20, 2005

evangelanthropist

A person that preaches the gospels who gives freely of their abundance to the needy

As an evangelanthropist, he gave all his inheritance away to the homeless shelter while preaching there one day, without thinking of how he would get home without taxi money.

by evangelanthropy101 April 22, 2013

eveangleine

eveangleine is my bestfriends name. She is obsessed with American horror story and she has golden brown hair and blue eyes and she’s a libra lolz

have you seen eveangleine?! she’s rlly weird and obsessed w American horror story!

by bellianelli May 21, 2021

evangeline lin

evangeline lin is the smartest and prettiest girl in the world. no debate 😈😈

i love evangeline lin

by cooljerick123 November 23, 2021