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Ethics

something that makes no sense. it may seem simple but it's not if you do something good, see that fruit or vegetable in your house you bought to be healthy it may seem like a simple choice but it was farmed by children or underpaid members of communist countries or slaves.
A: Ethics suck
B: why?
A: ex: a priest gets told a horrible secret but can't tell the police because they made an oath, but it seems wrong not to tell
by sukmaidik March 6, 2023
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Workplace ethics

A paragraph of ethical policy that is mentioned in every offer letter that an individual signs to become an employee and is never taken notice of.
When asked about the workplace ethics of an organization, an employee appeared to be oblivious of the fact.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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Phone ethics

Phone ethics ; is the manner and expected way to yours your mobile.
Correct phone ethics, is not to point it towards somebody's lap on public transportation.
by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020
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lobbyist ethics

the world's shortest college course
1. u know about lobbyist ethics?
2. those don't exist
1. exactly
by people eat ice cream April 26, 2021
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Lord Ethics

He is constantly judging people with his lord ethics.
by Wold2 July 1, 2022
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Scalable ethics

Scalable Ethics is the concept that corporations have a threshold where the forces of maximising profit and growth come into conflict with their ethical or environmental practices, values, and aspirations. It's a term used to interrogate the authenticity of ‘corporate social responsibility’ practices and publicity.
Is this a case of scalable ethics, cutting sustainability initiatives to improve profits?
by beeveesqueegee June 28, 2023
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Alien Ethics

The philosophical and moral framework developed to govern interactions with non-human, extraterrestrial intelligences or ecosystems. This isn't just about being polite; it's about grappling with questions for which human history provides no clear answers. Does the "Prime Directive" apply? Do they have rights? Is it ethical to alter their world for our needs, or to domesticate their lifeforms? It forces us to define "personhood," "sentience," and "value" in a cosmic context, moving beyond anthropocentrism.
Example: The debate over whether to strip-mine an asteroid that is also the nesting ground for strange, crystalline Alien Lifeforms is a problem of Alien Ethics. So is deciding if we should attempt to cure a plague afflicting a hostile but sentient alien species, or let natural selection take its course. It's morality stretched across light-years.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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