1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.
1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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“Ainu and Northern Inuit people evolved the Eskimo Sleeve to keep their peepers warm in the harsh arctic winters. “
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(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)
(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)
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