Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.

"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."

by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014

Escalate

To bring someone to climax

"Was Jenny at your house last night?"

"Yeah I escalated her."

by cocoap3bbles February 27, 2019

That Escalated Quickly

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

by Water is wet July 7, 2014

Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.

"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Escalus

i) A kinsman of Mercutio and Paris and the Prince of Verona in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
ii) A legendary enforcer in the persistent world of Anarachy Online.

i) I pledge myself to you, Prince Escalus.
ii) Shit, Big Papa Escalus just melted my face in FT with a phatty Slice & Dice.

by Supremus April 21, 2006

escalitis

Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.

The female in this conversation has escalitis:

Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?

Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!

by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl March 2, 2010

Eshal M

If u are Eshal M, then just know your amazing, beautiful, kind, pretty, cool and also outgoing. Eshal M's have a very funny personality, they are weird but actually have a good sense of humour. They tend to not show that they are very smart on the inside, very smart indeed. Eshal M could help you with anything and everything, she should be loved, Eshal M has had/still has a hard life but that wouldn't stop her from being sweet and kind to her surroundings, she will support you and be there with you no matter what. Amazing I say, Amazing. Your lucky to have an Eshal M in your life and if u do, you know you've hit the jackpot :D

Person: Yo is that the new cool girl here?

Other person: Yeah I heard her name was Eshal M ;)

by SIMP4ESHALM June 23, 2022