Ernie

(Also Ernest)
noun

In New Zealand, an amount of pot equal to $100 worth. (Approximately a third of an ounce)
A hundy or a hundred bag.
Given this name as Ernest Rutherford is on the $100 note in New Zealand.

Hey man, do you have an Ernie for me?
Yeah, sure.
*hands over one hundred dollars*
*receives one hundred bucks worth of weed*

by JezzBomb August 3, 2011

ernie

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!

Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!

by Alfie The Horndog December 9, 2005

Ernie

A guy who is so fucking cool that he isnt very cool at all

Look at that guy over there leaning against the tree with his black sunglasses on not doing anything: he is such an Ernie

by DarkSentence July 31, 2010

ernie burger

A term used towards a friend or partner who does or says something stupid.

"Errr Brad, you ernie burger, of course I love you!!"

by cocopop December 9, 2008

ernie reyes jr

Kick ass martial artist who was in teenage mutant ninja turtles 2, and most recently in the rundown.

"so which one of you ladies wanna take a ride with me? dream on dweeb. yeah well when i do ill dream of something a little thinner!"

by mxc luver December 12, 2004

Bert and Ernie

Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.

Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.

by Intrepid Traveler April 12, 2012

Ernicio

A strong, handsome, large man. Ernicio will wake up and be ready for whatever. Nobody questions Ernicio or his thoughts because he intimidates anyone who sees him. People are genuinely afraid of Ernicio but once you get to know him he tends to make your day fantastic.

I met a man named Ernicio and he was the best.

by Lisa Marie O’Connor May 12, 2019