COVID Education

A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.

Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!

Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.

by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020

Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.

“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “

by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019

education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.

It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.

by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010

eRelationship

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"

I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.

by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010

abstinence only education

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

education

What I have a serious lack of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

Saullian education

N. A type of teaching style, usually instituted in high schools, rarely in colleges. The Saullian educator tends to try to become "friends" with the students, only to renege on this whenever something actually important emerges, such as any minor late assignment. The Saullian educator also rarely knows what he or she is talking about and uses neo-liberal bullshit that sounds profound when it is really just a plethora of nihilistic jibber-jabber. Only few are fooled by this facade. Classes usually stress "Socratic dialog" which is decried by the teacher as "off-topic" right before any sort of meaning can actually be discovered. Student's opinions are usually rebuffed as immature, except when the teacher actually uses student work as a teaching aid, because he or she didn't give a fuck to actually learn the material. Saullian teachers also enjoy screwing students over, especially at critical times when it would be the least helpful.

A naive shit like you would probably think that, but in reality, he's a fan of Saullian education.

by AKorZ May 1, 2011