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Harkaesion Economics

A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?

Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.

Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?

Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.

Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.

Moe: Heard that.
by Jefbag May 15, 2012
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egonomics

The social science that deals with one's ego.
The preps should major in egonomics.
by anonymous August 10, 2003
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Euronomics

In North America, Euronomics is the acquistion of various Japanese or Korean entry-model cars. Once obtained, the owner, usually of Italian or other sub-ethnic decent, will proceed to spend 90% of their wealth on maximizing the white trash appeal of the vehicle. Grossly over priced rims, often shiny with spinning emblems, exhaust tips, and other local big box items are highly sought. Once deemed road worthy by the individual, they then proceed to search for a suitable mate, often of the same socioeconomic class.
Mario, a strict believer in Euronomics and also a 10th generation Italian immigrant, spent his life savings on a 1991 Honda Civic, only to find implanting $20,000 North American dollars had increased the car's value by $400.00 dollars, or a large rock of crack cocaine.
by gumpx April 3, 2008
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London School of Economics

London School of Economics is the best university to study Economics related subjects in the UK.
by Investment Banker February 11, 2007
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trickle-down economics

An idiotic excuse for an economic policy. Practiced by President Herbert Hoover, to no beneficial effect.
by Albie Wangsta April 13, 2004
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trickle up economics

The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.
A: Did you hear about AIG? Another quintessential example of trickle up economics.
B: Is my bank account safe?
A: About as safe as a $3 gallon of gas.
B: So, not that safe? I'm not sure what you're saying.
A: Oh, I'm just joking around with you.
A&B together: Aaaaaaahahahahahah.
by ChuckChaser69 October 31, 2008
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egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.
by Ian Chode August 11, 2003
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