Equifucked

Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.

by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011

equal misery

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.

Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!

by YAWA May 12, 2018

The Porno Equation

A method of generating your personal porn name. The formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. A popular college major in southern California.

First pet + current street= The Porno Equation

ex:
Rocky Skyline
Bubba Crosshill
Fluffy Grandview
Voodoo Arkadelphia
Ike Folmer

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Equavilation

Being extremely drunk, dirty, high, another name for a party or when something is fucked up; not in a normal state. It can be an adjective or noun.

adj- Equavilated

Noun- Equavilation

Yo, you goin to that equavilation later?

Let's get equavilated!

Damn that nigga is equavilated; he had too much patron.

Johnny smoked a whole dub by himself, he is now equavilated.

eww look at her equavilated toe.

Don't drink alcohol kiddies, it will equavilate you!

by eXceL of F.A.M. March 23, 2010

Equaridian

Located at zero degrees longitude and zero degrees latitude, the Equaridian is the geographic point at which the Equator (0° latitude) and the Prime Meridian (0° longitude) intersect. This point is located in the Atlantic Ocean, about 380 miles (611 kilometers) south of Ghana and 670 miles (1078 km) west of Gabon.

"Hey what's at zero degrees longitude and zero degrees latitude?" "Oh that's the 'Equaridian'." "Are you drunk?"

by thesingleshot December 3, 2013

Equalist Socialism

A very centric form of government and economics run on K.S.Lukas’s “On the Theory of Equalist Idealism”. It outlaws inheritance and practically almost eradicated welfare, instead creating a government work program for all homeless of jobless individuals. This work program would see that their laborers are put into housing and farming industries in order to provide better infrastructure and to lower the cost of living. It is a combination of extreme capitalistic beliefs mixed with social healthcare benefits. Universal healthcare is provided, in order to have younger workers take over for the older individuals, who seek only to work in order to preserve their health. Equalist Socialism uses the main principals of Equalist Idealism to enforce that all monetary and property assets of an individual are requisitioned by the government in exchange for little to no taxes.

What is Equalist Socialism?

It is a government ideological-economical form of reshaping society in which many key aspects of the conflicting socialist and capitalist ideals meet in the “middle ground”

by Leuvenheit November 3, 2019

equator

the equator is like a hula hoop for the earth

the earth has an equator

by foreveronly November 3, 2022