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epitimals

a group of workers in the travel industry who make their colleagues pale in comparison with their wiles and good looks.

any band of people who, when combined, become greater than the sum of each individual.
'and once again the epitimals make Trogdor look weak'
by mu33a January 5, 2007
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Epitomeat

The best possible way a certain kind of meat can be prepared
This steak is the epitomeat of cow.
by pavel dickgod January 17, 2008
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Epistolary

epis·to·lary
Pronunciation: \i-ˈpis-tə-ˌler-ē, ˌe-pi-ˈstȯ-lə-rē\
Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or suitable to a letter
2 : contained in or carried on by letters

3 : written in the form of a series of letters

In an older dictionary it listed epistolary- as a romance carried
out through a series of letters.
"an endless sequence of…epistolary love affairs"
"an epistolary novel"
by Ejjaine May 3, 2010
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Epistrophic

Defines a moment before a person is about to engage in a borderline insane event in an attempt to be epic, but could possibly be catastrophic. This event turns out be both epic and catastrophic
Darren went off the ramp, slammed into a tree but ended up landing the epistrophic jump on the dirt bike

Jim got an epistophic bite on his fishing rod and ended up reeling in a 3 ft American Eel (sea monster) that tangled his line.
by BEARHUSKY June 4, 2011
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epistemological skateboarding

/gerund phrase/

The application of any physical or mental knowledge acquired through the relatively sustained practice of side-walk surfing (aka skateboarding) to other domains, activities, or knowledge. Skateboard knowledge is necessarily applicable to other topics, since its very essence is the application of physical and mental knowledge derived from water surfing to activity taking place on non-liquid surfaces. However, skateboarding's evolution may be heading back to a more fluid medium, which might explain why skateboarders are so obsessed with air, as in "I'm catching big air" and "nice air dude!" As such, we may very well see flying skateboards in the near future.
<I totally landed that calculus problem!> The skateboard knowledge (epistemological skateboarding) applied here is as follows (skateboard knowledge in parentheses): if you keep trying to (land the trick) solve the problem, but (fall flat on your face) get marked off full points for it on your calculus mid-term, (get back up) practice solving the problem, (try again and again) and practice often, you will eventually be able to (land) solve the (trick) problem on the final exam.
by metaphilosopher September 2, 2013
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epsiq

Mental brain disabilities formed by unprotected sex
That kids got epsiq
by Saltyjaqwees April 25, 2021
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The Epsilon Program

The Epsilon Program is a religion followed by many people in the name of Kifflom. The 3 most known followers are John Smith, John Smith, and Chris Farmidge, who is the leader of the program.
Activities include: praying while being talked to by cops, pointing at a planes contrails and sometimes saying "kifflom", making a job offer to a just-assaulted store clerk, and being pulled over by cops and being talked to by them for multiple hours on a main road.
"Brother, would you like to join the Epsilon Program?" "Uhhh no thanks" "You will be sacrificed in the name of chris for rejecting."
by RoyceTheFox May 25, 2018
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