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enlarged bood

When a mood is bigger than a big mood (bood), it is an enlarged bood.
When I was in the middle of a Depressive Episode™ and my phone played five Sufjan Stevens songs in a row on shuffle, it was an enlarged bood.
by Clelmo November 26, 2017
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enlarged balls

your dad needed enlarged balls
by mypoopootastesgood October 31, 2020
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enlargment

A word used to express something that is bigger than what it should be or something you wish you had in your pants
The enlargment pill did not work for little O Timmy .
by MrSlender May 6, 2021
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Black belt on enlargement

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement
by BlackBeltMaster December 8, 2020
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penis enlargement is for men with small peni

penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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