ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013

Penis enlargement pills

Pills a man takes to boost his testosterone and make hi dick bigger

"I use penis enlargement pills and now i fuck lil men with a 12' cock"

by Uk36yeahaight June 12, 2019

Enlargicate

To enlarge in a ridiculous way or matter

"Lemme see if I can enlargicate that for ya"

by Melineymneym December 5, 2019

enlarged bood

When a mood is bigger than a big mood (bood), it is an enlarged bood.

When I was in the middle of a Depressive Episode™ and my phone played five Sufjan Stevens songs in a row on shuffle, it was an enlarged bood.

by Clelmo November 26, 2017

enlarged balls

someone who needs penis enlargement pills

your dad needed enlarged balls

by mypoopootastesgood October 31, 2020

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Enlarge

Something my friends say would make sleepovers feel much better

Boy: yo if we enlarge it, this sleepover is gonna be lit!
Other boy: enlarge what exactly?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022