Reverse Ending

Also known as the "Self Facial"

Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the crazy bitch points your dick back up towards you, and without you knowing; your demon seed is released all over your own face. At this point, you should proceed to get up and cockslap the bitch as hard as you possibly can.

yo that dumb whore... she pulled a reverse ending on me last nite

by LDL (tami) February 8, 2006

snow ending

When someone dies from a cocaine overdose.

That coke whore finally got her snow ending.

by pholefono January 26, 2011

Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

never-ending vagina

A vagina so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Tom: Jesus! I screwed Mary last night. That bitch got a never-ending vagina! It was like, I shoved it in but got lost.

by Sith head June 12, 2014

Garden State ending

When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.

"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."

by ellvee February 8, 2015

Mass effect 3 ending

The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.

Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...

Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!

by Awesomejawsom July 1, 2012

Frosty Chocolate Milkshake Ending

An ending to a novel, television series, movie, or game that is extravagantly positive and where things only go right for the protagonists. Named for the stereotypical preteen novels that end in the protagonists enjoying the success of their adventure over a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.

You know, having read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over again now that I'm not 9, Dumbledore turning around and congratulating Gryffindor House for everything they thought they were getting in trouble for, to the point that they won the House Cup, looks like a real frosty chocolate milkshake ending now.

by I Am Mr. Big April 22, 2009