ems 

abbreviation for:
eat my shorts

n00b: lolololrofl 1 pWn3d |-|1/\/\
guy pwned: ems

ems by kikaimaster August 21, 2007

EMS 

Europe MapleStory, a game which makes you become addicted and leeches your money + life.

Ex1:

a) dude you play EMS or GMS?
b) EMS FTW !!!

Ex2:

You have been playing MapleStory for 32 hour(s). We suggest you to take a break.

*keeps tapping to ctrl*

EMS by xxxFangBladexxx0o0o October 20, 2010

EMS 

Eat My Shorts. Used to express disgust or distaste toward someone. Often used instead of more played out, vulgar acronyms such as SMD, GFY, LMB, HUD, DIAGF, and GIFAFI.

"You went on a romantic date with my sister, and then never called her again? EMS!"

EMS by JMaster130 March 5, 2010

EMS 

Adjective- to have confidence, be a master of the English language, dress nice, have nice hair, a nice smile, know shes the shit but not flaunt it just know it so its like a subtle thing, have a lip ring or nose ring they can pull off, wear straight leg jeans, have red or strawberry blond hair, be adorable, be hot.

Friend 1- "Man, that girl is so EMS"

Friend 2- "Yeah you're right she totally does."

EMS by brockmannnnnnn August 23, 2010

Ems 

A type of bollo. Usually has brown hair and brown eyes and tends to love people called katie.

Guy 1: What's that girl Ems like?
Guy 2: She's a real mogey bollo.

Ems by ems(: December 12, 2010

ems 

Short for 'End My Suffering'
When you see something so cringeworthy you want to kill yourself or end your suffering.

emfs can also be used, meaning 'End my Fucking Suffering'.

-Have you seen the new trending hype, wearing leggings as pants?
*just ems

ems by ThisMayOrMayNotBeMadeByRobbe June 5, 2016

EMS 

End My Suffering

my life is shit so just please EMS

person A: *shows cringe*
person B: EMS
or/cringe:EMS

EMS by pickkle December 1, 2016