Definitions by JMaster130

EMS 

Eat My Shorts. Used to express disgust or distaste toward someone. Often used instead of more played out, vulgar acronyms such as SMD, GFY, LMB, HUD, DIAGF, and GIFAFI.

"You went on a romantic date with my sister, and then never called her again? EMS!"

EMS by JMaster130 March 5, 2010