Ben elvin is a little fat cunt who is the most annoying person In the world he thinks he knows maths when he is in set 4 and he wants to do further maths a-level like he stands a chance.
He has a longitudinal face with a personality of a child he still misses his ex girlfriend Jess even tho she cheated on him but he still has feelings for her.
He likes to act up in class knowing that he knows everything then when he is told off he throws a tantrum and walks out and still argues why he gets told off.
He probably has madiline mccann hiding in his cupboard
He has a longitudinal face with a personality of a child he still misses his ex girlfriend Jess even tho she cheated on him but he still has feelings for her.
He likes to act up in class knowing that he knows everything then when he is told off he throws a tantrum and walks out and still argues why he gets told off.
He probably has madiline mccann hiding in his cupboard
by Sussy Steven April 21, 2022
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