retarded ejaculation

When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.

I suffer from retarded ejaculation.

by The CJ December 9, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

Perpetual Ejaculation

a nut that never ends

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

ejaculation station

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother

A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

by Knowledgable Bystander November 11, 2010

FOURSOME EJACULATION

Its when you (pee) first and then masturbate, them (pre cum) cums out, after that you get (cum) outta your dick, then while recovering from ejaculation the white stuff that cleans your pipe come out.

Dude: dude yesterday i had a FOURSOME EJACULATION, it felt weird and amazing at the same time.

by MLONE January 5, 2019

Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.

Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.

by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009

female ejaculate

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.

The bed was covered in Laura's own female ejaculate

by thefemalewhoejaculates April 19, 2014