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eileen wee

noun -(/aɪˈli n/ eye-LEEN or /ˈaɪli n/ EYE-leen, wee. /wi /.)

state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time
"When i crack a joke in the new class, I'm always in eileen wee"
by thetuffnuff May 2, 2018
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eileen liao

A girl with confidence and will be respectful. Always doing the right thing . Very smart and brave.
Eileen Liao can be loved in many ways.
by Weird_Lillygirl August 14, 2016
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Eileen Jane

Someone who is selfless and is willing to give anything for those she loves. Beyond her eye-catching looks, she is way better within because she is kind and trustworthy. She is independent and hardworking, but loves like no other. Tough times shaped her and turned her into a precious jewel.
Eileen Jane is a very beautiful lady.
by PenguinMarf June 10, 2021
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Eileen Dover

A noted industrialist, socialite, author and porn star, Eileen is the wife of construction magnate Ben Dover. A bisexual power couple, the Dover pair are notable primarily for founding the lift company which bears their name. Their close companions resemble a list of the most distinctive and notable names, including Crystal Shanda Lear - the daughter of LearJet's founding inventor.

Eileen and Ben are also closely associated with the group sex and bukkake lifestyle which they have embraced since the Beatles-inspired orgies of the 1960's with their theme "Come together / Right now / Over me..."

They also built the glory holes which were depicted in Pink Floyd's "The Wall", appearing together in the climactic scene "All and all you're just / Another prick in the wall". This work laid the foundation for Schrödinger's Gloryhole, a scientific principle which states that, if one has no idea whether it's Ben or Eileen behind the hole, that it is possible to be both not-gay and really-really-gay at the same time. The uncertainty only collapses once one knowingly climaxes into one or the other. Best to call out "no homo" at the moment of orgasm as it's a get out of jail free card that always works.

There were numerous pornographic video appearances, including one with Aerosmith titled "Love in an Elevator".
At a time when most mainstream porn was merely a vintage of sleazy dialogue and cheesy sound which Dover had rejected as elevator music, Eileen's porn with its catchy tune and clever choreography was quite a sensation.

The high point in Eileen's porn career was a video with Dexy's Midnight Runners entitled "Come on Eileen" which starred such notables as Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Connie Lingus, Phil Attio, Don Keydick and Hugh Jass. The picture was basically a bukkake orgy set to a catchy tune, which Dexy would sing as both Eileen and Ben were thoroughly coated with spooge from every angle:

Come on Eileen
On her face, on her feet
On her breasts, what a mess
We come on Eileen

On her breasts, on her dress
Eileen, what a mess
Ben, lick her clean
We come on Eileen...

As the Dover Elevator made Ben and Eileen a lucrative profit, both could have retired years ago. The ability to bypass the huge 130-foot spiral staircase which laboriously climbed the whitened cliffs of Dover with their mechanised contraption which could pleasurably go down in a manner of a minute or two was innovative and scientifically brilliant.

Nonetheless, Ben and Eileen are still active and erotica or textual pornography continues to be released by mainstream publishers under the pen of Eileen Dover even today. Eileen is also often imitated by her admirers in the LGBTQ community, including a disc jockey from Boston, a drag queen in NYC and a rival queen in Texas. They all want to come on Eileen.
by bitchuck February 14, 2025
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Come on Eileen

Come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen

Poor old Johnnie Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
Moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along, who'd blame them?

You've grown (you're grown up)
So grown (so grown up)
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on, Eileen)
Too-ra-loo-ra
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment

You mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen

Come on, Eileen

These people 'round here
Were beaten down, eyes sunk in smoke-dried face
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not us (no never)
But not us (not ever)
We are far too young and clever
(Remember)
Too-ra-loo-ra
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay
And you'll hum this tune forever

Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
Ah, come on, let's
Take off everything
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on, let's
Ah, come on, Eileen, please
That pretty red dress
Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on, let's
Ah, come on, Eileen, please

(Come on, Eileen, too-rye-ay)
(Come on, Eileen, too-rye-ay)
Now you're full grown (too-ra)
And now you have shown (too-ra, ta-loo-ra)
Oh, Eileen
Said, come on, Eileen (come on, Eileen) (you've grown)
These things they are real and I know (ta-loo-rye-ay) (so grown)
How you feel (come on, Eileen, ta-loo-rye-ay)
Now I must say more than ever (too-ra, ta-loo-ra)
Things 'round here have changed
I said, too-ra-loo-ra (come on, Eileen, ta-loo-rye-ay)
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay (come on, Eileen, ta-loo-rye-ay)
(Too-ra, ta-loo-ra)

Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment
You mean everything
In that dress
Oh, my thoughts I confess
Well, they're dirty
Come on, Eileen
Come on, Eileen
Whoa (what he means)
Whoa

Ah, come on, Eileen

Oh, believe me
If all those endearing young chums
That I gaze on so fondly today
Were to suddenly leave you, oh fly in the night
Just like fairy gifts gone in the sky
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 28, 2022
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lordess Eileen

Lordess Eileen is a very powerful lordess of Satanism. She controls the Church of Satan (www.churchofsatan.com).
Lordess Eileen is a lordess of Satanism who is referenced in the song "Down With the Sickness" by the band Disturbed in the line "broken for your servant, Eileen."
by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020
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Come On Eileen

A mixture of Cream Soda and Peach Schnapps in a 3:1 ratio
Man, I could really go for a Come On Eileen right now.
by CollegeGirl32 April 18, 2010
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