Eggplant

A way to describe a dick

Example( That nigga had the eggplant)

by Xoxo 1343 July 17, 2016

eggular

1) Coined terminology for describing the quality of something being egg-shaped.

2) Similar to tubular except that it lacks being hollow.

(It's pronunciation is similar to that of "jugular" as in "OH MY GOD! DON'T BITE HER JUGULAR!")

1) Frustrated at using the cumbersome term "egg-shaped" to describe the sleek and eggular form of the newly engineered product made by Gilette, Sharique adopted the terminology "eggular". Then she told her art historian friend, Wes, who immediately took a liking to it and used it to describe everything from the echo, the bull terrier's characteristic nose and the formal qualities of Constantin Brancusi's sculptures.

2) Duuuuude, "spooktacular savings" at CVS pharmacy?! That's totally eggular!

by Kaworu July 7, 2004

Eggplant

Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.

look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town

by bukkake December 1, 2004

Eggplanting

Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.

A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.

by Illios1 November 6, 2016

eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!

by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

Eggplant tacos

Eggplant taco(s); noun

Having sex, as could be expressed with emojis

We made eggplant tacos last night.

That girl is hot! I wanna give her an eggplant taco!

by ILoveTheEclipse September 3, 2016

eggplant juice

another word for skeet, cum, and or penis milk. Say a guy is beating off his dick, sooner or later his eggplant juice will shoot out. It's basically sum sum i made up so whenever i'm talking about cum,it isn't obvious especially to peers.

a girl group:"tell us some details about what happened last night, with josh ."
Macy:" i was giving him a bj, and he jizzed his eggplant juice."

by I LIKE ABELS EGGPLANT JUICE June 9, 2017