Someone who whines about efficiency and/or metrics all the time but barely does anything to actually fix it.
Vacation bot: “We call them Efficiency Bot but their full name is Corporate Efficiency Blockchain Database Metrics Champion Bot. What’s efficient about that?”
Or
Person A: “The metrics just keep getting worse!”
Person B: “Dude you’re such an Efficiency Bot. If you want the metrics to improve then start working instead of whining all day.”
Or
Person A: “The metrics just keep getting worse!”
Person B: “Dude you’re such an Efficiency Bot. If you want the metrics to improve then start working instead of whining all day.”
by Olivesandolives June 19, 2025
Get the Efficiency Botmug. Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
Get the Human efficiencymug. Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
Get the Human efficiencymug. Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.
Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.
My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.
I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.
My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.
I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019
Get the Efficient Lazinessmug. The best adjective to describe the phenomenon where the Friday speech at the nearest mosque coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
That Friday speech at the mosque was so efficient; it was like the imam had akcually read my college notes on the ability to discern between right and wrong, especially since it was delivered on Friday, October 24th, 2025!
by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
Get the efficientmug. Rule-efficiency (noun): A term used to refer to the ability of rules to generate patterns that are effective in producing new experiences and achieving desired goals. It is also used to measure the effectiveness of rules in achieving their intended results.
By measuring rule-efficiency, we can determine which strategies are more effective for achieving our goals.
by Phieyl January 16, 2023
Get the Rule-efficiencymug. To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.
Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.
by Big aldo January 1, 2022
Get the Efficiency kingmug.