Bobby big bollocks

Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’

Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz

by Rookie Wilson June 17, 2018

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bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.

Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.

by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010

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Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed

Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab

by MagickDio July 11, 2010

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dogs bollocks

British Slang for 'the best ever'
also:
1.literally - dogs testicles
2.a game played on school playgrounds in Britain similar to British Bulldog but more hardcore

'That's the dogs bollocks, mate'

by Eryl September 28, 2005

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