by Little fuck nugget March 01, 2020
ur an eboyy
by shamalama moo moo March 13, 2019
A "thirsty" / cringey Male on the internet, who would say or do anything to get a female's attention / attraction.
PPRACTICES OF EBOYS:
Eboys are typically into "E-sex" ( sex over voice / video call) , White-Knighing for " a special spot in her heart" and have / brag about internet girlfriends. AKA online male thots.
HOW TO SPOT AN EBOY:
Talks closely into microphone/seductively when a female appears.
Only talks to egirls.
Immensely cringey.
Forcefully Deepens voice.
White-knight.
typically "6'3+" ,"buff", "rich", "alpha" and "handsome".
Small Genitalia.
Attention Hoe.
Narcissistic.
PPRACTICES OF EBOYS:
Eboys are typically into "E-sex" ( sex over voice / video call) , White-Knighing for " a special spot in her heart" and have / brag about internet girlfriends. AKA online male thots.
HOW TO SPOT AN EBOY:
Talks closely into microphone/seductively when a female appears.
Only talks to egirls.
Immensely cringey.
Forcefully Deepens voice.
White-knight.
typically "6'3+" ,"buff", "rich", "alpha" and "handsome".
Small Genitalia.
Attention Hoe.
Narcissistic.
*sarah has entered the call* : hi!
normal person : hey
eboy: *clears throat, deepens voice, sends friend request, sends photoshop ab pics* hello there sarah, would you like to get away from all the noise & private call?
normal person : hey
eboy: *clears throat, deepens voice, sends friend request, sends photoshop ab pics* hello there sarah, would you like to get away from all the noise & private call?
by Readthisifyouredumb February 10, 2019
A boy who wears ripped jeans, paints there nails and wears edgy shirts(mostly death metal). They try there hardest to seek attention and pull any girls nudes
by Alkahaul yt May 03, 2019
Eboys are complete abominations and should be banished from the face of earth. Eboys are literally basic white boys tryna be edgy to impress their 12 year old fans. They were chains and Thrasher to make themselves look cool, plus they think painting their nails black and parting their hair is a personality trait.
Nobody:
Eboys: "Yeah thanks dude. Yeah totally. *sticks out tongue* Yeah, thanks for the gifts lol" *nose scrunch face* Yeah cool."
(off camera) "OI YOU FA-"
Eboys: "Yeah thanks dude. Yeah totally. *sticks out tongue* Yeah, thanks for the gifts lol" *nose scrunch face* Yeah cool."
(off camera) "OI YOU FA-"
by niggerwiththefatbacklol December 05, 2019
Some moron who has a bit sack & jerks off into cups then drinks it for views on tik tok, pair this with their fag sense of style & you’ve got what the liberals like to call an abortion.
Sally: that guy on tiktok is soooooöœ cute 😍
Mary: oh well uh that same guy drank his piss & shit in one video, still think he’s hot?
Sally: ugh! Eboys are such jerks 🤬
Mary: oh well uh that same guy drank his piss & shit in one video, still think he’s hot?
Sally: ugh! Eboys are such jerks 🤬
by PinkEyeGame August 09, 2019
A boy who wears beanies and skates while listening to lil peep , he will usually have an egirl who wears hoodies and pulls the sleeves over her hands
by Truthmaster2005 April 01, 2019