Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Elbert

The most awesome guy in the entire fucken universe. The tallest mountain in the Rocky's (Mt. Elbert) was named after the human Elbert. Elbert = the best.

Michael Phelps is believed to be the Elbert of swimming.

by The one that saves the world October 7, 2011

Mark Eberlined

1. An utmost display of apathy shown by an employee who has only two weeks left at a job before beginning a new position.

2. Being so totally checked out.

Wow, Jonny hasn't done any work since he got offered that new job. He has really Mark Eberlined.

by ward1se July 18, 2011

An Ebbels

Basically just an alpha chad male with a massive cock and perfect perky testicles. His reputation mainly comes from his incredible unchallenged pussy pounding abilities by using his huge perfect ass as leverage and weight to increase his thrust to its maximum potential. Basically, a man that can turn straight guys gay with a single glance.

"Damn! Is it weird that I'm sexually attracted to that guy over there?" "Nah man, I reckon he's an Ebbels!"

by PoggersTesties February 21, 2021

Jeremy Elbertson

Jeremy Elbertson (born on hobbit day) is a Homunculus who often goes by the name “Jerma985”.

I heard that Jeremy Elbertson guy ZERKED OFF in front of the entire human race on stream!!?!!??!

by The-Red-Thing November 8, 2021

emberassment

The way a stupid fucktard spells "embarrassment."

I'm so smart in my attacks against Hilary Clinton! She's an emberassment! Wow, what an intelligent soul I am! Much more so than that liberal bitch!

by ForGoodGrammarAndSpelling April 2, 2007

Ember

A very outgoing and weird girl. likes to write poems and eat food. she will always be the friend that it there when someone needs a shoulder to cry on. also loves ninjas and harry potter.

hey i saw you talking to that girl last night. i heard she's pretty ember.

by MLIA lover June 1, 2011