EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.

Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.

by weave August 22, 2003

Eben

Better than torvin Dan Alex and failen.
He has a massive shlong and is the sexist man alive.

Wow Eben is so hot

by That1guy 420 69 June 24, 2021

Ebenezer

A nice cute dork/geek who is loving and caring towards others, but get on her bad side or annoy her, and she will get you! Smart, funny, cool, book worm. She looks girly, but isn't. She has a super big secret that know one knows, and won't give it away!🤐😃😘😇🤗

Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"

Timmy : "Hey Ebenezer! Are you going to the dance?"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"

by Marigonzalesia December 16, 2017

Ebbelibons

an awesome way of describing how surprised you are by something

That blew the ebbelibons out of me.

by Oriak October 20, 2008

ebber

A person who ebs

They were talking bad about me so they are ebbers

by notanebber November 5, 2019

edbenaj

It’s a nickname used for really weird creepy people who are into underage kids.

A: Hey do you know edbenaj?
B: Yeah, that guy stalked my daughter, he’s a creep
A: Damn isn’t your daughter 16?
B: Call the police!

by jetiwontmiss July 5, 2023

Esbenshade

Synonym for "awesome" or "awesomeness."

Girrl, that new car is so ESBENSHADE!

by TheNextMonet December 2, 2011