The biggest bitch who will beat women on the low he has cheated on women lame and not respectable he thinks he's doing the right thing but he's not he thinks making enough money will solve everything super fake and low and will manipulate you he trys to be a good father or family member though
by Miao tai chi June 22, 2019
Get the Earlmug. Is a very great guy. He will make you have the best time of your life. He likes to talk. He is very handsome. But sadly he is bad in bed. Very small cock. Finishes very quickly.
by Qsosa March 18, 2017
Get the Earlmug. a raging retard but doesn't know it
John: I'm tired of being around Bill. He's always asking "Hey, does this look real"?
Jeff: I know what you mean. That earl can be pretty dam annoying.
Jeff: I know what you mean. That earl can be pretty dam annoying.
by austin_jeff November 6, 2008
Get the earlmug. A very organized person with the mind of a 3rd grade boy whose voice sound like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
by missL August 7, 2009
Get the earlmug. by cooolest chick in the world July 6, 2011
Get the earlmug. A sloppy Earl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth
Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.
by Friarsoul March 5, 2019
Get the sloppy earlmug. by KingKenjii April 18, 2019
Get the Earl Sweatshirtmug.