Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Earlius

Too early

It's earlius for this shit

by Heavenscent71 May 14, 2017

earnings-break

That time after university after employment where there's no earnings.

The fsp's wouldn't release finance becasue there is an earnings-break.

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024

earling out

when you lowk watch some 'my name is earl' while kratting out

bro i'm earling out rn... also why is randy lowk spitting facts maneee....

by onsumrealness April 8, 2025

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

Boob Earrings

Better sounding term for “Nipple Piercings”.

Lisa, did you get new boob earrings? Love the bar bells!

by Drewisms October 2, 2021

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023