eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

ecowned

To clutch with pistols on a gun round in CS

We just ecowned those faken tides

by Sausage boy April 20, 2006

etorn

when something is torn from or away from something else
(commonly used with passive voice)

1. She etorns the dog from his owner.

2. The necklace had been etorned from ALice and given to Yasmine

by Aholiday1 March 19, 2008

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

Eton College

Colloquially known as Slough Grammer. Along with Winchester and Harrow it is slowly being overrun by the Asians but the main epidemic the the homosexuals.

Eton College Gays

by timmyhands April 12, 2023

Eton Boy

A boy that looks like they go to/goes to Eton school. Generally good looking and/or wealthy.

Did you see that guy? He was totally an Eton boy!

by Steff Greenfield April 21, 2008

Eton Broadsides

As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.

His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.

by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004