Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.

Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!

by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017

stupid dumbass that should die

a stupid dumbass that looks like nikocado

chloe: you’re such a stupid dumbass that should die!

jacob: i know… im so emo and fat.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by saturnn <3 October 6, 2022

Bambili Dumbass

(also "DAMBILI BAMBAS"/"Where have you been for eight years?", can be combined*) meme based on disinformation campaign in the context of the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, originally from russian propaganda takes related to the try of justification of invasion of Ukraine for the russians and people with problems in critical thinking and informational hygiene all over the world (even though the russians themselves have proudly admitted many times that they destroyed Donbas in 2014, read about Girl in, for example). Russian bots and paid rallies still use this, sometimes something goes wrong, cuz they have no idea what Donbas and where Donetsk and Luhansk is and they making mistakes in typing Donbas, that's where the expression Bombas/Dumbass came from.

*news about russian terrorist attack on civilians with number of deaths*
comment by russian or russian bots, that can't even show Donetsk or Luhansk on a map: "U DESERVE IT, UKRONAZI, *U BAMBILI DUMBASS FOR 8 YEARS!!!"

by russia_is_a_terrorist_state May 5, 2023

"zap yo dumbass"

Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.

John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.

Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.

by koozi47 August 20, 2006

dumbassery

multiple acts of being a dumbass
the act of being a dumbass

1. dude theres no need for that dumbassery
2. the guys on jackass commit dumbassery

by kirigashiran June 14, 2010

Smart Dumbass

Some who gets straight A's in school, but out of school they're a complete dumbass who thinks they know every thing but don't know shit because they're only school smart

Man that he's fuckin dumb! He say's he gets straight A's, but he shore doesn't know shit when he's trying to explain a part of someone else's conversation. He must be a Smart dumbass.

by Average_joe420 August 29, 2014

dumbasd

When you’re calling someone a dumbass in a text and misspell it so now you yourself are the dumbass

Me: Bitch stfu you’re such a dumbasd
Friend:says the one who can’t spell dumbass

by Bacon4hoggs January 27, 2018