fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

ick dickin

1. still "putting out" after a bad date
2. sleeping around with complete disregard for STDs/STIs

Roommate: So, how did your date go last night?
Girl: It was awful. My date was super obnoxious and kept hitting on other girls at the bar, yet I still decided to sleep with him.
Roommate: Oh girl, you were ick dickin!

by rbnights2020 January 2, 2020

Deep Sea Decking

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

by king o the sea April 20, 2010

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011

ducking

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019

a good dicking

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

FUDGE DOCKING

Fudge Docking is a wonderful sexual act which requires in most cases considerable preparation but it is always "Worth it, In Fudge Docking one participant eats slightly constipating food like a block of cheese and then two days later before the act is going to take place ingests a mild oil based laxative. usually this occurs between two Lesbians…they begin by scissoring and rubbing their genitals upon each other straddling the holes together…..then while they are simultaneously stimulating each other with their hands on their front bits and moments before they climax "the "deliverer" lines up her Anus firmly onto the opening of the "Receivers" Vagina and forces our a firm large oily Turd into "the Receiver" who then starts to writhe up and down on the "Turd Dildo" as it is being forced out of the colon of the "The giver" and into the Vagina Hole and uterus of the orgasming Receiver Female ,nothing is more entertaining then "Fudge Docking"

FUDGE DOCKING - Jenny and Susan did so much Meth they started to sissor and Jenny took a full dump inside Susan…..it was the first time they had ever fully done FUDGE DOCKING , Jenny put her butt up in the air and Steve pegged her backwards in the butt and just when she was about to finish he lined up his buttonhole over her Vag and totally "Super Circus Fudge Docked" her….no way ? ya he blasted in her B hole with his white pee while he simultaneously hot Pooped into her Vagina at the same time….i think they should stop doing meth.

by The AntiCraig January 14, 2015