When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
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A Dutch sentence referring to a typical below average woman who thinks she has the privilege to be in the room with you as an above average man. Mostly spotted with sharp clothes to show any curve for attention.
A typical ugly Becky would fit the description.
A typical ugly Becky would fit the description.
(1) Look at that drakenstein over there. She thinks she’s got it.
(2) Did you see that drakenstein? Yeah man. Not my cup of tea.
(3) Check die drakenstein dan. Ik sla over. Leuke tieten; meer niet.
(2) Did you see that drakenstein? Yeah man. Not my cup of tea.
(3) Check die drakenstein dan. Ik sla over. Leuke tieten; meer niet.
by Draakdrake October 13, 2020
Get the Drakenstein mug.The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.
Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
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Get the Drake mug.Developed by Naughty Dog, this game is the third in the popular "Uncharted" series, exclusive to the PS3. Uncharted: Drake's fortune was an instant hit, and Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, received countless game of the year awards and perfect reviews. Uncharted 2 has repeatedly been called "The best game ever".
Now, critics and buyers have high hopes for then next installment, officially titled Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception. We know that at least part of the game will be set in the Arabian dessert, and it is safe to assume that Drake's travels will take him to many different environments outside of Arabia.
Naughty dog has stated that the game will implement "enhanced backward climbing" (lawlz) and the ability to fight multiple enemies at once.
High hopes are set for Uncharted 3, and whatever Naughty Dog gives us is sure to be exceptional. We can expect the masterpiece to hit store shelves on November 1st, 2011.
Now, critics and buyers have high hopes for then next installment, officially titled Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception. We know that at least part of the game will be set in the Arabian dessert, and it is safe to assume that Drake's travels will take him to many different environments outside of Arabia.
Naughty dog has stated that the game will implement "enhanced backward climbing" (lawlz) and the ability to fight multiple enemies at once.
High hopes are set for Uncharted 3, and whatever Naughty Dog gives us is sure to be exceptional. We can expect the masterpiece to hit store shelves on November 1st, 2011.
Generic gamer: Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception is gonna be the best game ever created!
Generic gamer 2: Of course! Uncharted 2 was the bomb! I don't know if i'll be able to wait all the way until November!
Generic gamer 2: Of course! Uncharted 2 was the bomb! I don't know if i'll be able to wait all the way until November!
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