The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

by jpg3 April 16, 2011

down terrible

Worse than down bad, you’re basically in a position where everything is fucked. You been down bad for so long you’re down terrible.

Guy 1: “I jerked off 7 times yesterday”
Guy 2: “Whatever situation you’re in we gotta get you out, I been down bad before but you’re down terrible right now.”

by GrrrrtBao October 24, 2020

Let your hair down

In general: to leave behind one's inhibitions or to behave in a way that is free from social limitations or any code of conduct

Let your hair down and tell me all about yourself. Come on. Let your hair down and tell me what you really think.

by Harald Fairhair January 5, 2012

get down off your soapbox

In the days of early politics after 1776, long before television and radio, political candidates would stand on wooden boxes, often ''soapboxes'', in the town square in order to address large crowds. The term soapbox stuck, and ever since then has been used in instances when somebody tries to preach his or her personal views.

There goes Mary trying to tell everyone how to live, I think I'll tell her , ''Get down off your soapbox''.

by Nishnob September 21, 2017

Sit Down Air

When you sit down in a chair but due to your mass the air not only dispalces but the gravity causes it to wrap around your thighs that as you sit down it creates a draft upwards. This brings the odors along with it so if you have an unwashed ass, grundel, or bad ball stank caused by fumunda you will have to smell yourself briefly. Those close by or passing will also be in danger from being within smell distance as this will have created a temporary forcefield of odor surrounding oneself.

Hey Eric why did Ted make that face? I guess he got hit with his own sit down air Joseph. From the looks of it you know it's rough.

by I Am The Ferrett July 26, 2020

Clown Down

The expression used by FitMC, a Historian/YouTuber "On the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft." This expression can be used when beating someone on Minecraft in a PVP battle, most likely with cheat clients. Used by only the most alpha of males. Must be bald to use this.

YES! Clown down baby, clown down. My hack client is better than yours.

by The Figgler Lover 27 February 17, 2021