Douchelous

To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche

In example

You're being so (re)douchelous!

like (ridiculous)

Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!

by Dr_House December 3, 2011

bouchillong

faggot

jacob bouchillong is a foggot

by pjrthegreat April 19, 2018

douchelord

a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend claiming he needs to be single but actually just wants to sleep with her noncommittally.

You know that guy on the baseball team who just broke up with his girl? Yeah, well he totally still tries to rail her. What a douchelord!

by john do harden May 14, 2010

doucheclown

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.

Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!

by jmurdoch October 22, 2007

douchicle

someone who is bigger douche than words can describe. a hife tool. Matt Canon.

Matt Canon is a huge douchicle

by Randy99 March 2, 2008

douchelord

A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.

"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.

"Did that pud call first?" I say.

"No." you say.

"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."

by Chic Swank November 2, 2010

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

douchalouge:
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge May 27, 2008