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douchebox

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox
by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009
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doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.
guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.
by jwax August 6, 2008
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douchebox

a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one
Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
by bean_the_magical_fruit December 18, 2009
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Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.
"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."
by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008
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doucheroni

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.
1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!
by baltimoron March 11, 2008
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Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.
(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."
by Debmocracy March 12, 2010
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doucheronomy

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
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