douchecano

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

by DeSlice January 4, 2012

Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

douchendorf

The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.

To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"

by JBPhoto October 13, 2009

Douchebagologist

The career occupation of douchebags united.

Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

Douchenator

An assaholic Douchebag

That kid is the douchenator!

by Pelvic Thrust April 18, 2010

doucheagogue

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012