Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.

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by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.

Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.

by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012

Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007

Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.

That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!

by PBB GCC December 4, 2010

douchefilter

A method to block douchebags from communicating with you.

I applied the douchefilter to my phone, now the ex wife can't call me.

by Loags December 9, 2010

Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

by Civixen March 11, 2008

Douchester

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.

That Kevin is such a douchester!

by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009