douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

douchekoo

1. A small fugly bird
2. A small cute bird
3. A person who's being really annoying/douchey

What was that thing that just flew into the window? Oh, it was just a douchekoo.

Stop pestering me, douchekoo!

by JulyJewel July 18, 2006

douchebooking

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.

OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking

by don't douchebook April 30, 2010

Doucherdom

The amount of douchery one possesses.

Justin Beiber demonstrated a great level of doucherdom when he spit upon his fans below.

by Racnut September 1, 2013

douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche

She posted it on douchebook

by XShankX August 20, 2015

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

douchebrows

Fuckboi extrodinair with funky eyebrows

David is a total douchebrows.

by Not douchebrows September 18, 2017