Doucher

A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.

Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.

Common Doucher Symptoms:

1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated

Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"


Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"

by Cornelius the Great August 3, 2008

Doucherocketry

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

by master of dizaster January 4, 2008

Doucet

a tall, skinny, tan man who has the dick supreme. pleasures girls like theres no tomorrow, and love coors light.

"Dude lets go to a part and get our Jon Doucet on!"

by Dennis Goyette August 5, 2008

Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

Deucer

Deucer- A female weighing over 200 pounds.

Mary is a deucer; she weighs over 200 pounds.

by Rob August 30, 2003

O' Doucher

A fatass baseball coach who routinely stares with wide introspective eyes.

"I'm not wearin' a goddam cup ya asshole, don't one-hop the ball in!"

"That's just O' Doucher goin' off again isn't it?"

by crazynigwithagun002 March 13, 2010