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douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.
"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."
by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011
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Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.
That guy is such a douschenozzle
by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011
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dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person
Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.
by daisyflower February 3, 2013
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Dousche

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.
Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.
by Total Dousche June 26, 2016
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Dousche

A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.
I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!
by Omfg_rachael March 11, 2019
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douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.
Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."
by the_ronness July 15, 2008
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douschacious

Adj. (Doo-SHAY-Shiss)Having the quality of being a dousche.
Steve: "Wanna go hang out with Tom?"
Dan: "Get real. That guy's so fuckin' douschacious that little dousche bags come out of his mouth every time he opens that shit yapper."
by Bry-an August 30, 2007
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