When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010
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Said of someone acting so obnoxiously stupid that one might describe him/her as both a 'Douche Bag' as well as a Donkey.
The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey
The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey
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1. ”a-roo“ (eg. hit-a-roo, cheers-y-poo)
2. ”a-rooski”
3. ”a-roosker-doodle”
4. ”a-roosker-doodle-pooskie-in-your-doodle-poodle-roosker”
Gradually turned into a versatile word:
5. ”Doosker ”
1. ”a-roo“ (eg. hit-a-roo, cheers-y-poo)
2. ”a-rooski”
3. ”a-roosker-doodle”
4. ”a-roosker-doodle-pooskie-in-your-doodle-poodle-roosker”
Gradually turned into a versatile word:
5. ”Doosker ”
Verb: I ”dooskered” it.
Adverb: Don’t you dare “doosker“ poodle me.
Noun: You put your “doosker” in my roosker.
Pronoun: You fuckin “Doosker“.
Adjective: You’re a real
”doosker” poodle.
Exclamation: ”DOOOSKER!!!”
Adverb: Don’t you dare “doosker“ poodle me.
Noun: You put your “doosker” in my roosker.
Pronoun: You fuckin “Doosker“.
Adjective: You’re a real
”doosker” poodle.
Exclamation: ”DOOOSKER!!!”
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Get the Free the Doos mug.A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!
Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
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