doorknobed

The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.
"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got doorknobed."

"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
by Kpseoul January 31, 2014
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doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom
oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight
by PlayDohMan April 27, 2004
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Doorknob

A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.
"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."
by Angelius October 29, 2009
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Doorknob

-See 'Safety'
-Also see 'Safety'
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 05, 2003
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doorknob

A word shouted when an elder has been angered. Causing them to throw a doorknob at one's head. Also a replacment for "head's up" "look out" or "duck"
Class of noisy kids: *blah blah blah boys and ponies and hair and myspace.com blah blah*
Angered teacher:*throws doorknob*
student:DOORKNOB!!
*everyone ducks*
by OurGorship April 06, 2008
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a doorknob dicker

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.
Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.
by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016
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doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
by Ms. Psyche October 04, 2011
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