willis and doodleberry

another name for a penis

He showed his Willis and Doodleberry!
-from She's the Man

by O.J. September 25, 2006

dangleberrys

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs

"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

dingleberry

A piece of dried and hardened turd that is suspended from one's ass hairs. They dangle freely and gracefully like wind chimes and form into many small clusters of brown crusty nuggets. It is formed when a person is expelling fecal matter and said person improperly wipes his fudge tunnel leaving the turd entangled in the jungle of ass hairs. Complications from having dingleberries are unwanted skid marks and irritating itches. They must be removed manually which may cause some pain and discomfort primarily because the ass hairs that are encrusted to the dingleberries are plucked right out of the pubic follicles. Failure to remove them may result in creation of an unbearable stench and infestation of bacterial growth accumulating all around the anal region and reaching parts of the gooch.

Because of David's incompetence, his dingleberry got bigger and bigger until it stuck out of his undergarments. People walked by and commented on his shitbrick.

While i was taking the Shit of the century, i was in such a hurry that forgot to wipe my ass completely. Now, i have a permanently embedded dingleberry hanging from my Babylonian ass garden. Recently, i went to my doctor and he told me that the dingleberry is growing so fast that it will be the size of a pomegranate by the time it fully grows and matures.

Richard says that his dingleberries are the result of having thick ass dreads and poor anal hygiene.

Andrew: Hey Kathy, lets try the 69 position.
Kathy: Okay, im in. Take off your leopard skin underwear and let me suck on your man hammer.
Andrew(thinks to himself): I hope she finds my dingleberries to be pleasant; i myself love snacking on a freshly plucked dingleberry during early afternoons.
Kathy: Andrew! what the fuck is shit all around your ass and gooch! its getting into my nostrils and mouth and im having a hard time giving you pleasure.
Andrew: Its perfectly fine Kathy. Look they taste incredible and are full of turdy goodness.
Kathy: You are sick! You better clean yourself mister, or we are through!
Andrew: Chillax kathy and have a bite of 'Andrew's Brown Safari Nuggets'.

by Goochmeister March 29, 2009

Dingleberry Parfait

When a girl licks your ass and then you cum in her mouth

Dingleberry parfait

by Peteyp123 November 30, 2009

Dingleberry Wind Chimes

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

by e bizzales December 28, 2005

Hot Dingleberry Milkshake

This is when two men have anal loving and man number one ejaculates into man number two's ass crack, which coincidentally is filled with small pieces of fecal matter that have become entangled in the hair found in and around the area. Afterwards, man number one mashes his face in the crack and attempts to eat as much of the fluid while it's still warm.

"Oh, I'm about to bust a fat nut! I'm going cum so hard, this'll be the largest hot dingleberry milkshake I've ever had. Now suck that cock, fag."

by Tony Sage September 6, 2004