dickery

The state of being a dick

Damn, that guy's dickery is off the charts!

by Nevrmore March 26, 2005

disperse

to leave somewhere; to get out of a place

James: Lets disperse out this piece.
Justin: Yea, they actin foogaysee.

by Justin Noel December 2, 2007

discern

to perceive, detect, recognizee, and comprehend.

People often appreciate your discernment of their situation.

by teila August 3, 2006

Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

dissertation

An idea that was spawned from the evil nasty dissertation monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money

I have a 15000 word dissertation to hand in, in less than 72 hours Argh !

by DirkDiggler April 5, 2003

Disserdating

When you devote so much time to your dissertation (or related projects and research and efforts to put off writing) that you are no longer interested in romantic relationships/sex.

Guy 1: "Hey, I wonder if I should ask that hottie out?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"

by lawilamoto October 15, 2009

Dickerick

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.

There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."

by Emerson44 September 3, 2016