discount for students

When you are with your friends in a restaurant and it is always that friend, who mentions if they have discount for students, although he is no longer a student.

Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Jimmy: Excuse me, do you have discount for students ?
Everyone: Not again Jimmy, you complete your student years long time ago.
Jimmy: Still I am student in the school of life... So please....

by DiscountBaby April 8, 2022

Discount Barber

A head shot specialist.

Fuckinell, look at the size of that hole. Your a discount barber my son.

by ironrat January 18, 2010

Discount Slice

A woman a man will typically only go for when hard on his luck or extremely intoxicated.

Man, last night I was so desperate I went for the discount slice.

by Late Young May 13, 2006

discount oranges

Drugs.

Yo maaaaan you got some of those discount oranges

by Theoofman October 5, 2017

Virgil Discount

Flawlessly dressed in luxury clothes and items as if money was no object.

Stepped out of Louis looking like a Virgil Discount

by Abunchanigguhs April 10, 2020

bro discount

When someone promises to hook you up with something for cheap but you end up having to pay the full retail price or more.

"Tell him you know me, he'll give you the bro discount"

by starhammer January 11, 2006

friend discount

1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.

2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.

"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."

"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"

*Pause*

"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."

"Sweet, thanks man!"

by thwalker December 25, 2011