Discombangalangabohungolangadangaredodoehungalangabohungadingisbenisbadeebus

A seizure caused by stressful reading.

"hey, did you hear that billy had a Discombangalangabohungolangadangaredodoehungalangabohungadingisbenisbadeebus during english yesterday?"

"A what?"

"a Discombangalangabohungolang--"

by Alakai October 15, 2018

discombobupanddownonmyknobulated

The confusion that arises while receiving oral sex

I couldn't answer the phone, being all discombobupanddownonmyknobulated.

by Nottooknown November 19, 2020

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

discomfuckulated

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.

"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"

by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

discobang

Discobang is a word created to distract a person or persons from saying something you would rather not hear them say.

Also useful for general annoyance purposes.

For desired effect say "discobang" quite fast and shout BANG.

Alternatively: justgobang

Tegan: "hey I bought these great pink boots with..."
Dean: "discoBANG!"
Tegan: "errm... ok... WTF!"

Case Closed.

by deano1987 August 15, 2006

discobitching

When a group of girls go out all dressed up to a club in order to get free drinks, give fake numbers, and leave. Basically chopping and screwing with class.

Girl 1: I'm bored.
Girl 2: Lets go discobitching .
Girl 3: YES. I'll put on my hooker heels.

by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

discommunication

DISCOMMUNICATION: when failed attempts to communicate result in no message getting across and constantly being dissed, pissed, and dismissed!

I'm so sick of all the discommunication in my communications department, nothing ever gets resolved and people are so disrespectful - tired of being pissed.

by acvdp February 3, 2017