Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

disappear

what my dad did

my dad just disappeared

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

Working On Disappearing

The art of disappearing to work on yourself and elevate to the person you dream of becoming.
Not "ghosting", but completely disappear.

I am working on disappearing until I become a better version of myself

by TopFloorBruce March 28, 2024

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.

bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳

by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019

Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.

Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....

by Yuekaday April 11, 2011